I'm just going to go ahead and take a a time out from the internet today and just assume what racist shit is going to be said about Michael B. Jordan playing the Human Torch.
Hey, racist comic book people: if you have no problems with the idea that space rays or whatever can turn someone into a flying fireball man rather than a candidate for an oncology ward, then you can deal with the fact that he’s black.
GPOY, down to the song.
THEY LOOKED TO ME ONCE, NOW THEY TURN TO YOU. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?
DO YOU SEE THAT THE TRUTH IS THAT THEY DON’T WANT TO CHANGE THIS?
THEY DON’T WANT A HERO, THEY JUST WANT A MARTYR, A STATUE TO RAISE
I’VE GIVEN EVERYTHING I CAN
THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN MAN.
SO IT BEGINS!
HE COULD NOT SAVE HIMSELF!
HOW COULD HE SAVE US?