I'll talk. You can choose to listen or not. Doesn't bother me either way.

midnightmoleskine:

It’s not hard to be a bear in the wilderness; the key is to not get surrounded by wolves.

(Source: chosen-undead)

Praise glory to Mantorok

His flesh is the earth, and all life is a testament to his sacrifice.

taumpytears:

b-rar:

it’s called a sidewalk son, not a sideexposeyourpenisandpunchacop

semantics

yellowcrayonwillow:

Hi please watch this poor mailman get attacked by a cat it’s v. important

(Source: elcilantroo)

factsandchicks:

A Russian man once drank 3 bottles of vodka and then jumped out of a 5 story window, walked back up, and jumped again… all because of his nagging wife
source

I guess she still wasn’t pretty enough. *ba-dum-tish*

factsandchicks:

A Russian man once drank 3 bottles of vodka and then jumped out of a 5 story window, walked back up, and jumped again… all because of his nagging wife

source

I guess she still wasn’t pretty enough. *ba-dum-tish*

Punishment

midnightmoleskine:

I take all of it in stride, because in the end, I know I deserve it.