How are those childhood memories now? →
Jesus I’m glad that I never played this game.
They do it in porn, it has to be ok
Me: You sound sick. We should make out so I can get sick and not come to work.
Nurse: (/slowly turns and looks at me) No.
Me: C'mon, it'll be fun.
Me: Then just come over here and spit in my mouth.
Nurse: Oh, that's just gross.
Me: C'mon, they do it in porn! It has to be ok.
It looks like tumblr isn't much better than... →